Everything I Need To Know About Politics I Learned In Line At Wendy's
By: Jon Waterman
2010-09-10
Everything I need to know about car mechanics I learned at PetSmart, but that's a different story.
News Briefs 3
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-03-17
If it wasn't for bad news, I'd write no fake news at all.
It’s Not a Report: Daylight Savings Time Postpones 4:20 by an Hour
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-03-15
I don't see what the big deal is. Then again, I lost my vision in a horrible speed-skating accident.
Enough Already – “Weird Al” Yankovic
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-03-12
Yoda doesn't rhyme with Lola. Weird Al doesn't rhyme with blow me.
Top 5 Things Better Than Bacon
By: Jon Waterman
2010-03-10
I'm going to make you squeal like a pig with delight with this applewood smoked list.
World News & Views: The Octomom TV Show
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-03-08
A lady had eight.
World News & Views: Irack
By: Tammy Trevors (Gemini)
2010-03-05
It's like, you know, I'm over all that stuff. That war and fighting stuff, you know?
Writing an Article Vs. Doing Nothing
By: Jon Waterman
2010-03-03
Point Counterpoint returns with an epic grudge match to the DEATH!
Dear Andie MacDowell
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-03-01
Could you imagine if she was my loud next door neighbor?
Not A Book Report - Lord of the Flies
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-02-26
I really did read all four Lord of the Flies books!
Hey, Are You Gonna Finish That?
By: Jon Waterman
2010-02-24
Well....are ya?
Enough Already - Poetry
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-02-22
'Twas a long time coming, poetry. Begone, shan't you? Forthwith!
My Life At a Law Farm
By: Jon Waterman
2010-02-19
Sit a spell and listen to this tale about some down home litigatin'.
National Day Declaration - Bitch Day
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-02-17
Read this article, bitch. You know you want to.
Inside the Female Mind - Beads
By: Jessica Cookies
2010-02-15
It's Marty Gra and we want your beads, boys!
Well, I Never!
By: Jon Waterman
2010-02-10
Things I've never done for $800, Alex.
If I Could Go Back in Time - Ben Franklin
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-02-08
His uncontained awesomeness spurred generations to travel back in time. Or at least it should've.
Bring Back the Bud Bowl
By: Jon Waterman
2010-02-05
Petitioning to reinstate a cultural institution, one insignificant step at a time.
Public Nudity Vs. Lose Some Weight!
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-02-03
Clothes on, clothes off. The great debate rages on. Actually, it's more of a weird debate than a great debate.
News Briefs 2
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-02-01
Real. Pretty. News.
Top 5 Questions for George Clooney
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-01-29
We'll have a gay 'ol time.
How J.D. Salinger Really Died
By: Joe Nudelman
2010-01-28
"Dang phony tree hugging hippy freaks! Liberals can keep their darn stickball!"
Why Must You Make Such an Issue of Being Referred to as “The Help?”
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-01-27
Come now. You are becoming quite the bother.
I Love _________
By: Jon Waterman
2010-01-25
Kind of like a Mad Libs article, except you don't get to fill in the blanks on your own and there's no mention of poop or farts.
Yumsicles New Ad Campaign
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-01-22
Company Forces Popsicles Down Monkey Man's Throat
Enough Already - Hummer Limos
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-01-20
Yeah Hummer-Limos, I'm coming after you. You're next, SmartCar.
Remember "The Alamo" (2004) Day
By: Jon Waterman
2010-01-18
Do you remember that movie? I bet you do. Let's make it official.
Regional Foods - The Arby Q
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-01-15
Roast beef, a bun, and Arby-Q sauce.
Dear Taco Bell
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-01-13
Another life ruined because of slow fast food service. My baby is pissed.
If I Could Go Back in Time
By: Jon Waterman
2010-01-11
Everyone has an answer to this question. Read on to see my hilarious choice.
News Briefs
By: Ryan Wiggins
2010-01-08
Up to the minute reports on the things that matter.
Not A Book Report - Catcher in the Rye
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-01-06
We don't read the book, so you don't have to!
Laughs From the Past: Phinnaeus Wentsworth V (1671-1724)
By: Jon Waterman
2010-01-04
We uncover the long lost transcript of this stand-up pioneer.
World News & Views - Gay Marriage
By: Mike Katzenstein
2010-01-01
Semi-topical. All hilarical.
Bring Back Jim Varney
By: Jon Waterman
2009-12-30
Am I right? Yeah. I'm right.
The Moron's Guide to Driving
By: Joe Nudelman
2009-12-28
Guide to driving Transformers sold separately.
Tales From the Uptight, Impatient Traveler
By: Mike Katzenstein
2009-12-25
Holiday travels have you stressed out? Here are some tips for next year.
There's No Sausage in Snausages
By: Jon Waterman
2009-12-23
By Ruffy the Dog, as barked to Jon Waterman - just go with it.
Father Christmas Vs. Father Time
By: Ryan Wiggins
2009-12-21
Division 1A men's college basketball
That's My Car, Not a Motel
By: Mike Katzenstein
2009-12-18
The swimming pool is closed for renovations.
Bill Pullman Vs. Bill Paxton
By: Jon Waterman
2009-12-16
Choose your side! The epic battle is decided.
N00bz - A Cautionary Tale
By: Joe Nudelman
2009-12-14
D0n't l3t th!s h4pp3n t0 j00!
Enough Already - Stamp Prices
By: Mike Katzenstein
2009-12-09
Licking things is getting expensive!
Dear Old Man Who Rested His Nuts on My Knee While Riding the Bus
By: Jon Waterman
2009-12-09
You know who you are.
I Say What's On People's Minds
By: Ryan Wiggins
2009-12-09
For reals, dawg.
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